1. Who is Ken?
Ken is slang for cocaine!

2. Who is Barbie?
Barbie is Champagne!

3. What the fuck is this?
This is Ken’s personal site for ALL that is Ken.

4. Where does the name Ken Brockton come from?
Everyone needs a last name.

5. What makes Ken so fun?
Duh, he’s always the life of the party.

6. How can I meet Ken?
That’s NOT easy, but if you’re lucky someday you will.

7. Does Ken fuck Barbie?
Yes, but only when she wants it.

8. When is Ken’s favorite time to play?
ALL day, everyday!

9. What is Ken’s motto?
“Can’t stop, won’t stop!”

10. What is Ken’s favorite color?
Duh, white!